Total Medals Earned: 137 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,225 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (150/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 6/20 (60/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Go offscreen and recover
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the girl.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (80/495 points)
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 11/15 (290/490 points)
Help Nuckelavee enjoy his party
Help Cobra Servant awaken his master
Help Baphomet cross the River of Exile
Unlock all demon profiles
Help Ivar get his guitar back and save the Apocalypse Tour
Help Boar Servant find his master's missing sunglasses
Have a psychedelic experience
Collect all ingredients and distribute every drug
Buy your soul back and leave Hell
Medals Earned: 10/27 (125/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 10/11 (475/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run